
(CNN) ā āWhat does this thing do?ā
Thatās what I asked the garbage man one afternoon many years ago when we had Truck Day outside Cherokee Elementary.
At least I think it was Truck Day. There were lots of trucks. And our teachers encouraged us to look at them and ask questions.
So, Iām pretty sure it wasnāt sex-ed.
(God, I hope not.)
Anyway, the garbage man smiled and answered my question. āWell, this makes the mechanical arm go down. Here, try it.ā
Me at the helm of a steel hydraulic grabbing device in the vicinity of small children. What could possibly go wrong?
